oh man could you imagine though
(naaahhhh hatchworth is cool)#okay this is cute and adorable but #it also makes me REALLY SAD #I mean Spine has a bro and that’s awesome #but #but… #jon and Rabbit were both so adorable and derpy #and now he’s gone and Rabbit doesn’t have someone to fanbot over bobbymcdarin anymore…
OW PEN NO WHY
I HAVE TEARS EVERYWHERE
… Oh
;n;
raBBIT’ S FACE NOO BABY
wow I didn’t want these feelings
“How’s the new finger phone workin’ out for ya, buddy?”
“Great! But service in Kazooland is kinda tricky. I’m hanging upside-down from the biggest tree I could find right now.”
“That… that does sound tricky.”
“Oh no, I could get service on the ground. I just felt like hanging upside-down from the biggest tree I could find. I thought you were supposed to tell people what you’re doing when you talk on the phone.”
“Heh. Yeah, I guess you are. Uh. I’m… in Pappy’s room?”
“But you only go there when you’re upset.”
“…”
“Rabbit, what happened?”
“Nothin’, nothin’.”
“Rabbiiiiit.”
“I’m f-fine, The Jon! Hatchy… Hatchy don’t like Bobby Darin, that’s all.”
“What?!”
“I know it’s a dumb thing ta g-get upset about, it’s just, you and me usedta-“
“How can he not like Bobby Darin?! How can anyone not like Bobby Darin?!”
“I don’t know! I think he’s j-just tryin’ to impress The Spine.”
“Still?”
“Yeah, he’s all nervous about us likin’ him again since he joined the band.”
“Oh. That’s kinda sad…”
“He’ll get over it. How’s Kazooland?”
“Fantastic! I checked in with everyone in Biscuit Town again last week and now I’m in South Adventurica!”
“Wow. That was fast. You takin’ care’a yourself?”
“Yep! I don’t even need the Crystal Pepsi I brought. Something in the air here, I guess.”
“Awesome! Save it for when you come visit, though.”
“Oh, yeah, about that…”
“…Yeah?”
“I think I’ll be able to come home in about a month, and stay for at least a week.”
“That’s… tha-that’s great, The Jon.”
“I know. I better go now though, I think the bird who lives in this tree wants me to get down.”
“Be careful.”
“Always a-WOAH… Always am.”
“You okay?”
“Yeah, I’m just getting down faster than I thought I would. Heh.”
“Hang up so you can use both hands, dummy.”
“Right. Love you, Rabbit. Tell everyone hi.” click
“…Miss ya, buddy.”
why are you doing this to me … ?
DON’T MAKE ME SWITCH BETWEEN HAPPY AND SAD AND HAPPY AGAIN SO FAST