once i was in a restaurant with my oma..

Oma: //has her 2nd risotto or whatever alcholic drink
Oma: .... hey
Oma: hey look at these ice-cubes
Me: ... yea what ?
Oma: ehehe
Oma: hey i've got an ice-cube-penis in here ehehe
Me:
Oma:
Me:
Oma: hey listen, kid, and ice-cupe-penis !
Me: thank you